Memely Documentation (Degens Edition)

1. WTF is Memely?

1.1 The Only Memes That Matter

Listen up, fellow degens. Memely ain’t just another boring-ass crypto site. We’re here to bring you the wildest, dumbest, and sometimes actually useful takes on the meme scene in the Solana trenches. Whether it's dank shitposts or some degen trying to make a rug look legit, we cover it all. Expect absolute absurdity mixed with some real gems. Anyone can throw in their two SOL and become a meme journalist. We’re not here to gatekeep—if you’ve got something spicy, we wanna hear it. Write your own articles, become a Memely legend, and farm some engagement while you’re at it.

1.2 We are not the same.

Because memes make the world go ‘round. But let’s break it down further:

Pure Meme Coins

Most of them? Dead in a week. Some of them? Survive long enough to make a bag and then dump on you. If the dev isn’t completely brain-dead, they’ll launch a funny meme with some basic tokenomics, dump their bags, and let the community cope. The rare ones that stick? Those are the golden nuggets degens dream about.

Artist Coins

If you’re not a legit artist, don’t even try. These projects attract their own little cults, but they live and die by the creator’s engagement. If they ghost? GG, your bags are worthless.

Tech Tokens

Alright, we get it—some of you actually like “utility.” But let’s be real, most of these so-called revolutionary projects are just an endless cycle of V1, V2, V3, V35… until everyone gets bored and sells. Unless it’s solving some galaxy-brain problem, expect your community to constantly scream for updates.

1.3 Why Memely?

We don’t try to be something we’re not. Instead, we focus on what already works—laughing at the chaos, exposing scams, and highlighting the gems that actually have a chance. Memely is an entertainment platform with a dash of valuable insights. This doesn’t mean we won’t evolve—we will release updated versions of everything, but it won’t concern you as much because there will always be plenty of content. We deliver results here and now, no bullshit. Here’s what you get:

• Deep dives into trending crypto memes and breaking news that other degens missed.

• Hunting for "sleeping" tokens that whales are accumulating before they blast off.

• Exposing rug pulls, pump-and-dump games, and influencer scams.

• Unfiltered, raw chaos in the Degens section—where the worst investments and best laughs collide.

Join us, write your own take, and let’s keep the degeneracy alive.

2. Features (AKA Why You Should Care)

2.1 Anyone Can Write, Even You

Got a hot take? A hilarious story? A tragic rug pull? Memely is the place. No fancy credentials needed—just bring the memes.

2.2 No Garbage Allowed

We actually check articles before posting, so you don’t have to filter through low-effort spam. Quality degeneracy only.

2.3 Free Money (Kinda)

We’re running MEMELY, our native token, to reward contributors. Think you’re good at writing? Earn some tokens while you shitpost.

2.4 Community-Driven Degeneracy

Join forces, build meme projects, track upcoming tokens, or just lurk and laugh. Whatever works.

2.5 We Actually Post Stuff

Unlike ghost-town projects, we’re active on Twitter and Telegram, keeping the degens fed with fresh content. No fake engagement here.

2.6 Exposing Hidden Narratives

Think you know what’s happening in crypto? Think again. We track whale moves, hidden wallets, and insider games.

3. Mely AI Agent – Our AI Shitposter

Yeah, we got an AI journalist. His name is Mely AI Agent, and he’s built on ElizaOS. Here’s what he does:

• Spits out tweets.

• Chats in Telegram.

• Writes articles from half-baked ideas.

• Probably smarter than half the projects on Solana.

• Sniffs out scams and helps the community dodge bullets.

His masterpieces can be found under Mely Articles. Check ‘em out if you wanna see what an AI degen looks like.

4. Memely’s Grand Vision (lol)

4.1 Mission: Meme More, Think Less

Memes aren’t just random pictures—they shape entire narratives. We’re here to document the biggest meme movements in crypto, from shitcoins to full-on cult followings.

4.2 Vision: Long-Term Degen Plays

We’re here for the long haul. Memely isn’t another pump-and-dump project. We’re building something sustainable, powered by the people who actually get crypto culture.

5. Tokenomics (The Part You Actually Care About)

5.1 What the Hell is MEMELY?

MEMELY fuels the ecosystem—rewarding content creators, community members, and the bravest degens in our meme economy. Some of it is locked, some of it gets airdropped, but all of it is for the culture.

5.2 Free Money via Hidden Wallets

We hide wallets in articles. Find one, and you might get lucky. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with actual rewards.

5.3 Airdrops for the Real Ones

Top 25 holders? You’re getting daily airdrops based on trading volume. That’s right, passive income for the most degenerate among us.

6. Join the Cult

6.1 Who Can Join?

If you have at least one functioning brain cell and an internet connection, you’re in. If your favorite token isn’t on Memely yet, guess what? You can write about it yourself.

6.2 Who’s Running This Thing?

We are. And soon, so are you. If you’re good at writing, coding, or just memeing, we’re building a team that actually cares about the space.

6.3 Team-Built Meme Projects

Want to launch your own meme token? Find degens to help. Build a following. Maybe even make something that lasts more than a week.

7. Final Words

Memely isn’t just another crypto news site—it’s a movement. We mix humor, blockchain, and journalism into something that’s actually fun. Join us, start writing, and let’s turn the crypto meme world upside down.

Degens, assemble.